Being a physics graduate, the jokes inside the comments in this Slashdot post – So You Think Physics is Funny? and The best physics humour ever on PhysicsWeb definitely give me a chuckle.
This reminds me about a saying from my secondary/high school physics teacher (and I paraphrase):
“Physics experiments always work, just not the way you want them to sometimes.”
Hey, i heard this today 😉
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”