I love my American life et al, but the idea of Manchester United being owned by an American is just absurd! What then? Is the club going to change name to Manchester (U.K.) United, just in case American football (I am sorry, soccer) fans going to mistaken Manchester as one the ten different towns in the U.S.?
Oh God forbid that an American owns a team! God forbid that maybe the sport will become exciting!
Oh, exciting like NASCAR going around in circle? Or American football where the game stops every few minutes? How about American ‘football’ players start using their feet and kick the ball instead of throwing it? And exactly how many football has Malcolm Glazer kicked in his life time?